Displayed inside a glass case on the elevated floor of the iconic Melbourne stadium rests a electric pink outfit performed in by the entertainer. His concert in front of a massive crowd of fans was seen as a success.
Perhaps you don't like his music. Perhaps you believe he is the ultimate present to music known to man. Or you could adopt a reasonable stance, acknowledging that some songs are fantastic while others are poor.
The central idea is that entertainment can take many forms. You like what you like. There is no one way to produce art or even the longest format.
The Unrivalled Depth of The Long Game
The traditional format boasts unrivalled depth. It is hard to think of another sport where the outcome is so reliant upon conditions.
The elements, the time of day, the ball – the list is endless. Above all is the pitch.
If Test cricket is art, the pitch is the foundation on which the cricketers craft their legacy.
A Test of Cubism: The Melbourne Spectacle
The fourth Ashes Test between the old rivals was Test cricket cubism, the great game dismantled and reconstructed in an unusual manner.
This is not a justification of the wicket which yielded a victory and the another short match of the contest.
Having a thick layer on the pitch, resulting in numerous dismissals falling in less than two days, is not a balanced duel between offense and defense.
A Varied History: The Essence of Test Cricket
But any idea this was a inferior show, one that should be footnoted as inauthentic, is mistaken.
The long game is a varied portfolio, a long history and counting. At times, like in Melbourne, the ball moves excessively for the seamers. In contrast, it grips and turns on a dry surface. At other venues, the pitch is flat as a pancake, other times it bounces unevenly.
The close matches are all the more thrilling because of the time devoted elsewhere.
Problem Solving: The Core Skill
Certain variables are accepted more readily than others.
The debate in during the match was that the balance was weighted unfairly towards the fielding side. That the skilled individuals were prevented from showcasing their talents.
Test cricket is about problem solving – reading the situation and adapting accordingly. The two highest individual scores were made by recognized batters. One team made more mistakes than the other, and thus ended up second best.
Unbridled Joy: For Those Who Waited
Attempt to convince the devotees who have endured years of defeat that this was not entertaining.
Among the crowd of the ground, a sea of people made noise and sang their songs, fostering a festive mood in a bastion of Australian cricket.
There was belief as the attack surged, momentum when the top order fought back, and rapturous celebration when the result was secured.
Polar Opposites: The Variety of Test Matches
The MCG has previous experience with difficult wickets. Previously, a match there featured a strip with all the life of a a non-event.
That match was a marathon, with minimal action and slow play. The two-day game and that slow Test are diametrically opposed points of the range – one is not more ideal, yet historical weight can be ascribed to each.
Deep into the series into the Ashes contest, it is the shortest games that will remain iconic in the memory.
"It's not the end of the format at all," observed a past champion. "Spectators who have been privileged to see these short time have been experienced some genuine drama. An unusual spectacle."
Signs of Progress: Building for the Future
In the build-up to this match, the captain talked like a man carrying the enormous pressure on his back.
The squad responded for him, bringing back the smile to his face.
New faces stepped up with vital performances. These are incremental gains, certainly not enough to secure long-term futures, but something to build on.
In the end, this MCG win joins other historic performances in similar circumstances.
As the supporters departed into a stunning sunset, the team assembled on the turf to start their own celebrations.
Enjoy the drink, lads. It's well deserved.